I’m drunk today! Well, somehow it happened after I fed the cat and before I had my last Vodka/Monster. Don’t ask me what the hell “Monster” drinky is, but I found it in my fridge and I’ve been dancing all day long. I can’t stop moving and running errands in my own room. By the way, Ellen, I would NEVER drink on the job. I’m only drunk, well, superiorly buzzing due to international Skyping with friends who are drinking in the evening when it’s just noon here. Whooops.
Sunday is the “day of rest” and I rest my case, that I’m just a wee bit drunk today..um buzzing…
Solution: run 3 miles, swim 34.3 laps in the rec. pool (forgot rec. card, so had to hide in the elevator and run into the locker-rooms and hide in bathroom stall until sure unnoticed), do backflips off of the diving board until I accidentally bellyflop, then eat an organic burrito until my head stops spinning. What a Sunday! Life is good.
Life would be better if hired by the Ellen Show!
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