It is. It keeps getting intertwined in my flip flops and I just step all over the big pink bastard. Impossible.
Today was splendiferous. Not the events of my day, but the weather. God bless living in the south. I kept having these zen blissful moments the entire day long. And no, I was not high. Or having a flashback. I just sat on my deck, and was completely peaceful, and happy, just looking at the sky.
The events of the day were pretty shitty actually. I couldn’t file my weekly unemployment because my benefit year is up. I tried calling those hard working state employees, but their line was so clogged the message just said my call could not be completed at this time. When? When can it be completed? This is bad news. This is very bad news. I may actually have to get a job. Fuck. But the weather was so glorious, I just felt like maybe, everything will be okay.
I could be a greeter at Walmart. Lord knows I spend most of my unemployment checks there. Or I could stock grocery store shelves, or sell cigarettes to non-minors at the gas station. All of these things make me want to die a little. I want to be a nurse, but that requires a lot of school I would have to coordinate making money, with finding affordable child care. Fuck. Again.
So there is the ever-unpopular idea of being a surrogate. Birth someone else’s baby. I am drug and disease free. My womb is not doing anything else. It might as well bear life for someone who otherwise can’t. Lord knows I am not dating anyone. Ever, at all. So what difference does it make if I’m pregnant while picking up diapers at Walmart? None at all. Then I can blog about my nipples, and throwing up, and dr. appts. Jesus. This is my life.
I am a good mommy chick. I take care of my baby chicks. And if I have to sell peach-flavored-blunts to disaffected youths, or have someone else’s baby to make sure my babies have food, and a place to sleep, I will do it.
Queue the Gone With the Wind exit music………….
1st half. Insert disc two.
Speaking of movies… I am watching “Running with scissors” right now, in my snuggie. The book was fantastic. And there are a lot of famous actors in this flick. Maybe it will be good.
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